粗心的教授

淡淡是真

An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy（解剖学）.
"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel（包裹） with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."
The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

TT想起

in his stomach...delicious breakfast;P

士川人

人人都有粗心的时候，最好不要出现在关键时候。

老务

看不懂

hssxcqb

咱没文化看不懂这洋玩艺，闪人！

hyh

An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy（解剖学）.
"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel（包裹） with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."
The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"
大意：
粗心的教授上解剖学课说：
“为了给大家看的更仔细，我带来了一个包裹，里面是一只剖开的青蛙”
可当教授打开包裹的时候确看到里面的是一个三明治和一个熟鸡蛋，教授很吃惊，说
明明我吃了早餐了，可我的青蛙到哪里去了？
（大概是在他的肚子里哦！）