一段有意思的短文及翻译

士川人 · 发表于 2010-4-27 09:12

他说：“她这个人挺有意思。”她说：“他这人挺有意思。”于是有人传言：他和她有了意思，要赶快意思意思。他发火了，说：“你们这样瞎说是什么意思。”传言者有点不好意思，便解释说：仅仅是开开玩笑而矣，绝对没有别的意思。“事后，有人说：”真有意思。“也有人说：”真没意思。”

各种译文：

He said: “She makes sense.” She said: “He makes sense.” So some rumor came: “ They make sense each other, so we have to help to make more sense and better sense.” He got mad and said: “What sense do you really make to say so?” The gossiper felt sorry for making wrong sense and explained: “ just kidding, I really don’t make any sense” Afterwards, someone said： “It makes real sense”, while others said: “It makes no sense。”

He said, "She is such an interesting girl."
She said, "He is so interesting a guy!"
So it's well spread that they have a interest in each other and that they should show their interests.
He got annoyed, what do you mean by your joking?
So people got a little shamed, and explained that they just meant a little joke without other meanings.
After this event, some people said: so intersting while others say: not so intersting.

He said, "She is quite something."
She said, "He is quite something."
So it was rumored, "They had something, and they are going to be something something."
He was mad and said, "How could you guys say something so ridiculous! "
The gossiper felt something embarrassed happening, he explained that, “It's just a joke. I don't mean to cross you or something."
Afterwards, it was said, "It's really something." Others say, "It's just a joke or something."

士川人 · 发表于 2010-4-27 09:13

译文：

"She is kind of cute." he said.
"He is kind of cute." she said.
So it was a rumor that he and she have kind of releationship, and want to have kind of a date. He is agry and said,"why did you guys say that? Kind of funy?" The rumor guy feel kind of sorry to explain that it's just kind of a joke, absolutly no any kind of wick. After that somebody said, "it's kind of funy." somebody said,"it's kind of boring."

He said, “She is quite something like that.” She said, “He is something like that.” Then it was rumored that he and she had something like that so everyone should buy them something like that. He was angry at that and said, “What are you gossiping something like that?”The gossiper felt sorry or something like that and explained that it was just a joke but nothing like that. After that someone said, “Well, it’s really something like that.” Yet someone else said “It’s nothing like that.”

“She has let something happen.”said a man. “He has let something happen.”said a woman.

“Something is likely to happen to the two of them ,”said a gosipp .“So we should let something happen for them two.”

But the man was angry at something happened ,“What's something happened!”

The gosipp felt sorry for something happend and explained that it just was a joke but nothing happened . After that someone said ,“Well, it's really something happened.” Yet someone else said , “It's nothing happened.”

士川人 · 发表于 2010-4-27 09:15

译文：

He said, "She is so special."
She said, "He is so special."
So it was said, "They think each other special, treat each other special or probably will sparkle something special. "
He was mad and confront the gossiper: "Are you pulling out some kind of special trick? "
The gossiper felt nothing special and just claimed, “It's just a joke, man! It's nothing special."
Afterwards, some people said, "It's really special." Others said, "It's nothing special."

He said: "She is fascinating!" and she said: "He is fascinating!" and some guy said: "Obviously there is something fascinating between them. Shouldn't they bribe us with something fascinating to keep the fascinating gossip away?!" Then he heard this, and he blew up: "Is there anything fascinating forces you to say so?!" The guy did feel nothing fascinating. So he explained: "Sorry, dude, just a joke, nothing fascinating, indeed!" Soon this anecdote spreaded. Some people was amused: "Wow, fascinating!" and some people was bored: "Anything but fascinating!"

He said: "She this person very interesting." She said: "He is a very interesting." So it was rumored: he and she had meant, get mean mean. He was angry and said: "You This Nonsense What is the meaning." Rumors were a little shy, he explained that: just a joke and men, and absolutely no other meaning. "Afterwards, it was said:" It's interesting. "It was also said:" It's boring. "